Is that all you think about

Rhythm, smoothness, power, prowess. Ain't got it, but I love it when I see it. Also.... WOO HOO we are past the winter solstice! Daylight is 1 second longer than yesterday!

MTB ride looks like...

Expert: Bringing the trail to orgasm.

Cat 2: Copping a solid feel.

Cat 3: Gynecological exam.

Novice: . . . Vagina dentata.